Bellowing was talking about the fact he was made redundant again,
it’s hurting poor Murmuring’s brain.
Wailing found out her boyfriend was also seeing another,
for Pattering, having three others was no bother.
Singing was clueless but nice and drunk,
whilst Vomiting had smoked some skunk.
But I was there,
Can you guess which one?
My name is Humming and I knew no one.
