Screw you daffodil,
You always take the glory,
Looking all yellow and acting quite perv-y.
The way you man-spread yourself over anyone’s yard,
Yet do you ever think of me? There is such disregard.
When we were planted, you were a thoughtful neighbour,
But as soon as there was bad weather, our love become so much labour.
Featured in Episode 7 – You’ve given me a bone with no meat!