Cock In A Sock

Have you ever tried to put a cock in a sock on a Winter’s day?
It just flaps around, and doesn’t stay fay.

You try different things,
shrinking it down, tying it to a string

You try feeding it and suddenly it stays
that’s all that was needed and you tried so many ways

This cock is home for Christmas.

Dylan J. Kershaw is a comedian and creative producer from the south of England. Dylan is also the host and producer of "I Hate Poetry", a poetry-comedy podcast.

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