July 2021

A handshake now feels wrong, just like a baker’s son, eating at Greggs.

People hugging each other… you might as well peg.

You’re so close to me, it’s making me anxious.

Sprewing your germs over me, like a blank canvas.

Is this who I am now? Some sort of germaphobe freak?

I guess time will tell, if I ever will again, lick someone on the cheek.

Featured in Episode 10 – IT’S FAMILY!

Dylan J. Kershaw is a comedian and creative producer from the south of England. Dylan is also the host and producer of "I Hate Poetry", a poetry-comedy podcast.

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