You started by talking to the manager, making your family members frown.

Now you’re hoarding toilet rolls on a shopping spree in lockdown.

With your “Karen” haircut and attitude, people ridicule you on social media.

Lots of sons, daughters and fathers thanking the gods you’re not their familia.

You’ve tainted the name “Karen”, now they’ll be no more children with that name, as no other generation will want to live with the shame.

You’re your own meteor, to your own extinction,
One day, Karen’s will only be fiction.

Featured in Episode 1 of “I Hate Poetry” podcast.

Dylan J. Kershaw is a comedian and creative producer from the south of England. Dylan is also the host and producer of "I Hate Poetry", a poetry-comedy podcast.

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