Quid faciat volt scire Lyris; quod sobria; fellat.
Translation (from Latin)
Lyris wants to know what she is doing; the same thing she does when sober; sucking dick.
PoetMartial
Marcus Valerius Martialis was a Roman poet from Hispania best known for his twelve books of Epigrams, published in Rome between AD 86 and 103, during the reigns of the emperors Domitian, Nerva and Trajan.